The Blonde Diaries

Oh how I hope that I can pop back on here this afternoon/evening and jump for joy in regards to work busy season ending with the filing of my client’s 10-K. As we were leaving late last night, it seemed that there might be some doubt as to whether or not we would be filing today – not from my side of course. It wasn’t what I wanted to hear. I mean I have my extended weekend already planned with things I want to do like go see Confessions of a Shopaholic, visit the Houston library and become a member, hit the gym, blog a little since I haven’t had much blogging time in the past week, and catch up on some of my favorite tv shows.

Speaking of shows, Mike and I were catching up on How I Met Your Mother – Season 3 (last year) over the weekend. We really missed some good episodes last year. The one we had left off on was the one where the gang were all sitting in the bar talking about how they all met one another. This conversation was spurred by Ted’s date telling a made up date on how she and Ted met at a cooking class not online playing World of Warcraft. The episode ended with a recap on how she asked Ted out during the game and then they met at a coffee shop. I will admit I am not too familiar with the game but from the short clip on HIMYM it seemed like a fairly addictive game like I hear. My initial thoughts was that it was a cooler version of The Sims because you can interact with others but then I found that there is a site dedicated to wow account sales where people spend time making this awesome character with awesome traits and then sell it off. The price of the account/character of course depends on how awesome of a character you want and how many levels you want to jump in the game. I didn’t realize there was a market in character accounts but I can see the draw if you have been stuck at a level or in a battle and can’t get past it or if you just want to have a few characters going. I’m always looking for new games and hobbies so I think I might check into this WoW thing a bit more.

I am at home and trying to wind my Monday down.  I only got half of my to do list at work accomplished and I am just ready to go to bed and start over.  Maybe tomorrow will go better and I will be more productive.  If it is any consolation, I was able to determine my stripper name in the event that the economy really goes into the crapper and accountants are no longer needed I at least have a start in a new career field.  Drum Roll Please…

We all need a stripper name. See what your stripper name will be, and share it with your friends.  We all need a little stress-reliever! This only takes a minute.

Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. And, if we are honest, we have a lot more stressful days than not.

Here is your dose of humor…….
A. Follow the instructions to find your new name.
B. Once you have your new name, post it to the comments section as well as posting on your own blog.

1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:
a = Chesty
b = Fantasia
c = Starr
d = Diamond
e = Montana
f = Angel
g = Sugar
h = Pinky
i = Lola
j =Kitty
k = Roxie
l = Dallas
m = Princess
n = Heidi
o = Bambi
p = Bunny
q = Brandy
r = Sugar
s = Candy
t = Raquelle
u = Sapphire
v = Cinnamon
w = Blaze
x = Trixie
y = Isis
z = Jade

2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:
a = Leather
b = Dream
c = Sunny
d = Deep
e = Heaven
f = Tight
g = Shimmer
h = Velvet
i = Lusty
j = Harley
k = Passion
l = Dazzle
m = Dixie
n = Spank
o = Glitter
p = Razor
q = Meadow
r = Glitzy
s = Sparkle
t = Sweet
u = Silver
v = Tickle
w = Cherry
x = Hard
y = Night
z = Amber

3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the  second half of your new last name:
a = hooters
b = horn
c = tower
d = fire
e = thighs
f = hips
g = side
h = jugs
i = shock
j = cocker
k = brook
l = tush
m = sizzle
n = storm
o = kiss
p = bomb
q = cream
r = thong
s = heat
t = whip
u = cheeks
v = rock
w = hiney
x = button
y = lick
= juice

My stripper name is:  Raquelle Leathertush.  Interesting. What will be more interesting is seeing what kind of search engine results my poor blog gets from the words in this post. LOL.

I have been visiting a few message boards and talking to some of my off-line friends and have been hearing about their experiences with their “new” Wiis.  It seems like some of them are coming down with quite the case of tennis elbow, sore leg muscles, or sore wrists.  Luckily, Mike and I have not experienced any negatives with our new Wii but we are making sure to switch up games and to take turns playing so that we do not injure ourselves.

I have never been one to want to play video games but I am really enjoying this new Wii.  I am hoping to connect the Wii fit in another hour or two once Mike goes back to studying at the table.  He’s laying in front of the tv blocking my Wii Fit area!  Hopefully he will pass this test on Sunday and there will be no more studying and just playing on the Wii.

So how are you holding up with your Wii?  What are your favorite games so far?  I am just in love with Sega Bass Fishing and Order Up.

I was visiting other blogs tonight and I came across this fun game. I love doing these as they are easy, short, and always make me giggle with the crazy results. So because they are so entertaining I am going to keep this alive by passing it along to you all and asking that you see what your crazy thing was and post on your blog with a giggle.

Pick the month you were born:
January——-I kicked
February——I loved
March——–I karate chopped
April———-I licked
May———-I jumped on
June———-I smelled
July———–I did the Macarena With
August——–I had lunch with
September—-I danced with
October——-I sang to
November—–I yelled at
December—–I ran over

Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1——-a birdbath
2——-a monster
3——-a phone
4——-a fork
5——-a snowman
6——-a gangster
7——-my mobile phone
8——-my dog
9——-my best friends’ boyfriend
10——-my neighbor
11——-my science teacher
12——-a banana
13——-a fireman
14——-a stuffed animal
15——-a goat
16——-a pickle
17——-your mom
18——-a spoon
19—— – a smurf
20——-a baseball bat
21——-a ninja
22——-Chuck Norris
23——-a noodle
24——-a squirrel
25——-a football player
26——-my sister
27——-my brother
28——-an iPod
29——-a surfer
30——-a homeless guy
31——-a llama

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White———because I’m cool like that
Black———because that’s how I roll.
Pink———–because I’m NOT crazy.
Red———–because the voices told me to.
Blue———–because I’m sexy and I do what I want
Green———because I think I need some serious help.
Purple———because I’m AWESOME!
Gray———-because Big Bird said to and he’s my leader.
Yellow——–because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange——–because my family thinks I’m stupid anyway.
Brown———because I can.
Other———-because I’m a Ninja!
None———-because I can’t control myself!

Now it’s your turn to see what you “did”. Share by leaving a comment!!

I’ve been tagged by my friend Kimberly at All About Kimberly in the latest internet/blog questionnaire game. Normally I delete them but since it is only five questions and about Halloween I could not resist! I absolutely love Halloween as it is so much fun to dress up and either collect candy or pass candy out to visiting goblins and ghosts. So here I go.

1. What were your favorite games to play when you were a kid? Do you remember the rules? Share them here (bored kids grounded from video games will thank you):
I am a huge Candyland fan which is pretty fitting considering the holiday we are about to celebrate. I hated getting sent back to different lands though when I was almost to the end. Oh did that make me mad. Other fun games were Mall Madness (I started shopping at a young age) and Life because I use to cheat to get 2 cars full of kids for the money you could collect at the end.

2. Did you go trick-or-treating when you were a kid? What was your favorite costume ever?
Heck Yes! I can’t really remember a specific costume though. Lots of times I would just recycle the previous year’s dance costume to be my Halloween costume. On my Disney trip this year, Mike and I dressed up like Mousketeers from the Mickey Mouse Club in the 90s so that was a fun costume.

3. How old is “too old” to go trick-or-treating?
I don’t have a particular age in mind. I guess it depends on the situation. My friends and I stopped around 12 though because it just wasn’t “cool” to do anymore.

4. Do you remember any silly or gross songs or rhymes from your childhood (like, “Greasy Grimy Gopher Guts”)? Share them with us!
Oh how I wish I did. I can’t remember any right now.

5. What is your favorite Halloween memory?
Growing up my elementary school use to have a fall fair that would fall on Halloween weekend. I use to love meeting my friends up there and going through the trick or treat lines, playing carnival games, and then going into the “oh so scary” haunted house. It was so much fun growing up even though it was so cheesy. The hayrides were a lot of fun too.

6. What goodies do you hope to find in your treat bag this Halloween?
I’ve already done my trick or treating and I was so hoping to receive the Ghiradelli squares that were being given out at the Disney Halloween party but I didn’t get any. Maybe next time.

Now it’s time for me to tag you: Sunni/Marilyn. Anyone else out there that reads this….consider yourself tagged too!! Here’s the link with instructions of the game, but what it comes down to is that you’re it so get out there and tag someone!