I am at home and trying to wind my Monday down.  I only got half of my to do list at work accomplished and I am just ready to go to bed and start over.  Maybe tomorrow will go better and I will be more productive.  If it is any consolation, I was able to determine my stripper name in the event that the economy really goes into the crapper and accountants are no longer needed I at least have a start in a new career field.  Drum Roll Please…

We all need a stripper name. See what your stripper name will be, and share it with your friends.  We all need a little stress-reliever! This only takes a minute.

Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. And, if we are honest, we have a lot more stressful days than not.

Here is your dose of humor…….
A. Follow the instructions to find your new name.
B. Once you have your new name, post it to the comments section as well as posting on your own blog.

1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:
a = Chesty
b = Fantasia
c = Starr
d = Diamond
e = Montana
f = Angel
g = Sugar
h = Pinky
i = Lola
j =Kitty
k = Roxie
l = Dallas
m = Princess
n = Heidi
o = Bambi
p = Bunny
q = Brandy
r = Sugar
s = Candy
t = Raquelle
u = Sapphire
v = Cinnamon
w = Blaze
x = Trixie
y = Isis
z = Jade

2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:
a = Leather
b = Dream
c = Sunny
d = Deep
e = Heaven
f = Tight
g = Shimmer
h = Velvet
i = Lusty
j = Harley
k = Passion
l = Dazzle
m = Dixie
n = Spank
o = Glitter
p = Razor
q = Meadow
r = Glitzy
s = Sparkle
t = Sweet
u = Silver
v = Tickle
w = Cherry
x = Hard
y = Night
z = Amber

3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the  second half of your new last name:
a = hooters
b = horn
c = tower
d = fire
e = thighs
f = hips
g = side
h = jugs
i = shock
j = cocker
k = brook
l = tush
m = sizzle
n = storm
o = kiss
p = bomb
q = cream
r = thong
s = heat
t = whip
u = cheeks
v = rock
w = hiney
x = button
y = lick
= juice

My stripper name is:  Raquelle Leathertush.  Interesting. What will be more interesting is seeing what kind of search engine results my poor blog gets from the words in this post. LOL.

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This entry is part 10 of 31 in the series Wordless Wednesdays

Thinking of my July “happy place.”

Photo courtsey of VisitGreece.gr

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This entry is part 4 of 29 in the series Teaser Tuesdays
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TEASER TUESDAYS asks you to:

    • Grab your current read.
    • Let the book fall open to a random page. Share with us two (2) “teaser” sentences from that page, somewhere between lines 7 and 12.
    • You also need to share the title of the book that you’re getting your “teaser” from … that way people can have some great book recommendations if they like the teaser you’ve given!

    Please avoid spoilers!

My Two Teasers:

“A woman’s heart is such a complex problem – the owner thereof is often most incompetent to find the solution of this puzzle.”

p130, The Scarlet Pimpernel
Yeah what seems like forever, I am still reading this classic.  It has finally started to get interesting so I am excited and trying to see what happens next.

If you are participating in Teaser Tuesday leave me a comment with your link below!

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This entry is part 1 of 15 in the series Manic Monday Meme

I’m trying out a Monday meme this week. I love doing these memes because they allow me to find new blogs and allow people to find my blog. Manic Monday is a meme that is done every Monday of course and usually asks a few questions that you are to answer in your own post. This meme is hosted on an appropriately named blog Manic Monday Meme.

This week’s questions:

What is your favorite candy? I love 3 Musketeer Bars and Cadbury Dairy Milk – Fruit and Nut bars from England.

Name one thing that you’d want to receive as a gift for Valentine’s day.  Chocolate.  I never ask for this but I have a craving.

Can we truly love someone who loves another? I don’t think so.  I think you will always have doubt and anguish over it.  I think to be healthy you need to let go and move on.

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This entry is part 9 of 31 in the series Wordless Wednesdays

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Not quite Disney character quality but for a character fix they will do!

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