The Blonde Diaries

I am at home and trying to wind my Monday down.  I only got half of my to do list at work accomplished and I am just ready to go to bed and start over.  Maybe tomorrow will go better and I will be more productive.  If it is any consolation, I was able to determine my stripper name in the event that the economy really goes into the crapper and accountants are no longer needed I at least have a start in a new career field.  Drum Roll Please…

We all need a stripper name. See what your stripper name will be, and share it with your friends.  We all need a little stress-reliever! This only takes a minute.

Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. And, if we are honest, we have a lot more stressful days than not.

Here is your dose of humor…….
A. Follow the instructions to find your new name.
B. Once you have your new name, post it to the comments section as well as posting on your own blog.

1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:
a = Chesty
b = Fantasia
c = Starr
d = Diamond
e = Montana
f = Angel
g = Sugar
h = Pinky
i = Lola
j =Kitty
k = Roxie
l = Dallas
m = Princess
n = Heidi
o = Bambi
p = Bunny
q = Brandy
r = Sugar
s = Candy
t = Raquelle
u = Sapphire
v = Cinnamon
w = Blaze
x = Trixie
y = Isis
z = Jade

2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:
a = Leather
b = Dream
c = Sunny
d = Deep
e = Heaven
f = Tight
g = Shimmer
h = Velvet
i = Lusty
j = Harley
k = Passion
l = Dazzle
m = Dixie
n = Spank
o = Glitter
p = Razor
q = Meadow
r = Glitzy
s = Sparkle
t = Sweet
u = Silver
v = Tickle
w = Cherry
x = Hard
y = Night
z = Amber

3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the  second half of your new last name:
a = hooters
b = horn
c = tower
d = fire
e = thighs
f = hips
g = side
h = jugs
i = shock
j = cocker
k = brook
l = tush
m = sizzle
n = storm
o = kiss
p = bomb
q = cream
r = thong
s = heat
t = whip
u = cheeks
v = rock
w = hiney
x = button
y = lick
= juice

My stripper name is:  Raquelle Leathertush.  Interesting. What will be more interesting is seeing what kind of search engine results my poor blog gets from the words in this post. LOL.

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