The Blonde Diaries

I understand that in today’s day in age that there just aren’t enough countries to support all of the guys and gals that dream about becoming a prince or princess (who cares about actually ruling, I just want the title) but why can’t we have some of the bits and pieces that make up some of these fairytale stories? Wouldn’t it be great to have a fairy godmother to sing and dance with you? Guide you when you needed help or a confidence boost? How about some side kicking animals as well that could sing, dance, cook, or sew?

Or how about some non-magical or unrealistic pieces from the Disney versions of fairytales? Even having a little bit of free time to read or do other hobbies like Belle rather than working all the time would be great. Or perfectly clear skin free of acne like most characters would be well appreciated and a flat stomach. I don’t think I am asking for too much here do you? Which fairytale aspects would you want?